matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

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actionables:

actionables:

actionables:

So my aunt bought me a new shower gel

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and I thought it looked lovely until I noticed one little detail

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its name is douche cream 

update: I am putting the douche cream all over myself (yes I know what it means in French shut the fuck up)

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you know, just douching around

final updates: I BREATHED OUT AND REALIZED I CAN MAKE BUBBLES

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image douche lip bubbles

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hiphopfightsplaque:

mascara packaging can get really intense???

it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA

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intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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harrysfringe:

i have no idea how to get off the internet

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follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

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